Sunday, July 14, 2013

My Reality Is Skewed

Scene: AT&T store by our house

Me:  Hi, I need a life proof case for my iPhone 5.
Mike: She means for her iPhone 4S.
Me:  Wait...what?
Mike:  She has an iPhone 4S and she wants a life proof case for it.
Me:  I thought I had an iPhone 5.
Mike:  No.  You have an iPhone 4S.
Me:  I do?  Really?  Are you sure?
Sales-lady (looking at my phone):  Yes ma'am, that is an iPhone 4S.
Me:  Seriously?  I was sure I had an iPhone 5!
Mike: have never had an iPhone 5.
Me:  Wait.  Do I drive a Lexus?
Mike:  You drive a Honda Minivan.
Me:  Am I twenty-eight?
Mike: You are forty-two.
Sales-lady:  I'm just going to give you two a minute and I will come back.


  1. Hahahaha! This story is cracking me up!

  2. Hi Emily,
    It happens from time to time... Don't worry.

  3. hahahahahahahhaha ... this is the best joke for this morning!!

    luv, cynthia