Me: Hi, I need a life proof case for my iPhone 5.
Mike: She means for her iPhone 4S.
Mike: She has an iPhone 4S and she wants a life proof case for it.
Me: I thought I had an iPhone 5.
Mike: No. You have an iPhone 4S.
Me: I do? Really? Are you sure?
Sales-lady (looking at my phone): Yes ma'am, that is an iPhone 4S.
Me: Seriously? I was sure I had an iPhone 5!
Mike: Um...no...you have never had an iPhone 5.
Me: Wait. Do I drive a Lexus?
Mike: You drive a Honda Minivan.
Me: Am I twenty-eight?
Mike: You are forty-two.
Sales-lady: I'm just going to give you two a minute and I will come back.
I am a crafty, science mom. I love to sew, print, bake, knit, iron on,
hot glue and bake. I majored in Chemistry but no longer use it in my
job. Now I just use it in my crafts and bring it up in conversation as
often as possible. I am an anagram, palindrome, word fanatic. I have a
wonderful husband and two little girls who keep me busy. I am a
recovering perfectionist who is trying to accept that life is messy.